Alabama thread!

absolutely nothing. lol.

I don't cook, I just grill. Amy runs the kitchen

 

haha oh I'm not afraid to cook, I just literally am bad at it. She doesn't want me doing the cooking part. I grill, she cooks/bakes.

She gets mad because I do things like microwave pizza rolls. Who tf puts them in the oven? I ain't that fancy.

 

Sort of defeats the purpose of pizza rolls being quick and easy.

 

this guy gets it!

literally when we grocery shop I ask "can we microwave that?" and if the answer is "no" then I don't buy it.

 

This is honestly the reason I prefer to eat out when with my wife. She doesn’t like to make stuff that’s easy like instant stuff so it’s always an ordeal. I’ll eat a can of soup, doesn’t matter to me.

 

Oven
Cold
Cold
Cold
Black

What do you think about me?

 

You skipped the most important one being Pop tarts so....


Also on the Pop tart debate, what's the best flavor? (FYI, there is a right answer)

 

the women claim to be not picky, but won't eat anything in the house and I could survive for days on what's in the cabinets and fridge.

 

You’re right. I eat those straight out of the package too.

 

I microwave my pop tarts.
Pizza rolls go in the microwave.
leftover pizza for breakfast is cold, for other meals microwave it
I don't remember the last time I've ever eaten spam
bologna cold
coffee black, unless it's really shit coffee then add a creamer.

1. Unfrosted Blueberry w/ butter on top heated up in the microwave for 28 seconds. Tastes like blueberry muffins.
2. Cinnamon Roll also heated up for 28 seconds.

 

Do you drink your coffee black because you like it that way though? I do it because I don’t want to deal with the creamer and sugar. I drink coffee to wake up, not to enjoy it. The worse it tastes, the better it is for me.

 

you put butter on pop tarts lol. geez let's start discussing our worst or most unhealthy food habits..

 

I like it black.

Some of the best advice I've ever been given is learn to enjoy black coffee so that you can drink coffee anywhere you go.

 

lol, exactly 28 seconds huh? HAHA

Also, the correct answer is Brown sugar cinnamon is the correct answer

 

that is the most generic, keep it on the shelf for just in case moments, kinda pop tart.

I like it, but it's not the best.

 

I do like starbucks, but I will not buy it.

I also like the taste of certain coffees.

I drank so much starbucks on the boat because one of my friends had the unlimited drink card and he would get me about two a day.

 

bruh when I lived with my dad (manager of Kroger) we at one point had 18 of the 26 currently released flavors of pop tarts in our pantry.

 

only with the really sweet flavors, the ice cream shoppe edition ones for example.

 

That’s like a dream though. I love pop tarts, but will try to avoid buying them due to will power if I have them in the house.