TTC ☆ OFFICIAL

How much squat do you have ?

 

It's okay. You're going to drink a tasty little beverage that will make you pee out of your butt for eight straight hours, take a few pills, be cared for by very attractive nurses, zonk out, and wake up without any physical reminder that you've had medical devices in your anus. There are worse things to have happen.

 

Half inch unloaded.

 

You outta save up for the archive garage hanger it’ll bring back to level and ride better.

 

The VA is doing it, so...basically Dave Bautista from Hotel Artemis and a plumbing drain snake camera.

 

If you're lucky they'll give you a shot of whiskey first lol

 

Probably should but I'm saving for ADS on all four in 2021.

 

Ooh. Yeah. Hilarious visual though.

You're still going to get the "pee out of your butt for eight straight hours" experience, so at least you have that going for you.

 

They wanted to do it on a Wednesday. I was like "uh, you got any Monday slots open? If I'm going to spend a day on the toilet, I'd rather do it at home." That way I get all of Monday to recover lost water weight.

I'm thinking brisket and bacon tacos should do it.

 

Or Friday. Mine was on a Friday. Took half of Thursday off, poop-peed, cried a bit, had the procedure the next day, and had the rest of the weekend to restore all the bad food that had been evacuated out of me.












And now you all know way too much about me.

 

I'm flattered.

 

They forgot to turn the light on.

 

From Mornin, to rear ends, to colonoscopies in no time! When mine was done, while they were injecting anesthesia, I looked over to see a computer screen..."Oh Look! My ass is on cam..." out.

 

I had a Longhorn fanatic as my doc; framed pics of 2005 on the wall, the whole bit. You know how the anesthesia loosens the lips right before you are out? Well, I looked over my shoulder and told him, "That's a Rice Owl ass you're messing with back there..." Of course, they told my wife I said that, and she said that was a pretty stupid thing to say to someone who was about to shove something up my ass. Meh... it worked in prison.

The nurse came into recovery to ask how I was, and I told her, "I hope the gerbil wasn't harmed." She looked at me for a second or two, figured out what I was saying, and ran out of the room laughing!

 

Hi William!!!!!1

 

So...



...was the gerbil harmed?

 

They didn't give him back to me, so we stopped at PetSmart on the way home.

 

I am home and alive