1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Lmao how bad baby squirrel

 

I wish that were the norm, I would take 4 day/10hr work weeks over the traditional 5 day/8 hour weeks in a heartbeat.

 

just sent this to one of my sons...he's mad..lol

 

I just created a new browser, typed in "that escalated quickly" and dragged the first image to my desktop, then dragged it onto here. Easy peasy.

 

It's cool, but we bust ass at work. All heavy lifting.

 

His ass got a hose beast knocked up..so I give him crap. Told all my sons dont stick it in crazy, or wrap it. Dumbass didn't listen..

 

Got kids older than you..

 

Yes, we do..sometimes we want to slap you kids upside your heads. Think you know it all. Like I wasn't doing the same dumb shit when I was your age..knuckleheads.

 

Hey I don't judge, we can't help who we love....or want to bone for that matter.

 

"Hose beast" LOL, can't say I've ever heard that one before. Using my imagination to picture what it must mean and it isn't pretty haha.

 

That's a old 80's term...yea, it's that bad...lol

 

Yea, wrap it or pick a different hole. Her mouth cant get pregnant..

 

Gonna do my best to bring that phrase back, that's a good one.

 

No i had it saved in my meme folder. Did you not read what i said

 

The Mercedes first aid kit I pulled from the junkyard is older than me.

Manufactured March 1999.

 

Ftfy

 

I guess it’s better than a handy man

 

It goes back to its European roots. EU spec cars are required to have several things like a first aid kit, independent Orange turn signals, alley lights, etc.

 

And driver must wear a safety vest if on the side of road. And have it in car at all times