ASSHOLE PARKING

Every day at work. At least I don't have to worry about them opening their door onto my truck.

 

Found on Reddit. The person has only had "Taco Toy" aka "Sarah" for 2 days.

 

Stole more than they bought I'm sure. I pull out my phone and started taking pictures and "dude-bro" put it in reverse, then pulled 4" forward. Yeah, totally better bruh...sketch life

 

Just a good reason to get sliders lol.

 

Pink wheels and emblems gets you “special” parking privileges.

 

This guy really bugs me .

 

Can't be late to a benihana reservation just gotta park and run, might miss the onion volcano

 

So, Hawaiian Outrigger Canoe regatta season begins, first race Haliewa on the North Shore. This is a really target-rich environment for A-hole parkers, so it seems low hanging fruit to tag a few parking misfits. I passed those by to focus on the uber a-holes. Starting out with this bunch:


Explanation required of course. The packed sand you see is actually a roadway. Cars parked along the sides, then the rest sorta filled in and closed off the thru-way. The Scion and Maroon SUV thing packed in and closed it off and barricaded in the cars in front of them, who of course, were also blocking the thru-way. I have no idea what the Blue SUV to the left was thinking. They just pulled into the pile and walked off. There is somewhat of a cross thru-way there, they just left their vehicle in the middle of that one.

Here's another Uber Ass. Explanation also required. The center of the photo is a thru-way as well, but somehow, the Chevy truck decided to park across it. You can't get thru between the coconut trees, nor can you squeeze past them. Once the Chevy pulled in and thought he had a good spot, he effectively blocked off every vehicle you see between him, and where I'm standing to take the photo.....the cars to the left are 2-deep, with the cars in the first row able to leave directly onto the paved roadway, so the 2nd row are blocked in until the first row leaves. Anyway, it's jungle rules parking. Hope I showed the problem well enough. I'm sure there were more than just a few annoyed people when they tried to leave.

 

4lo and shove!

 

When I see people parked like this, I try to come up with a scenario to excuse them somehow. Like they parked there first, then everyone else parked around them and created the obstruction, etc. I couldn't quite figure out a way to do that in this case. It's a truck, so I suppose it can haul the staggering load of brown starfish he won from this feat.
Event parking such as this can be "jungle rules," but everyone was doing so well, and it was all so orderly, and then folks got desperate as everything filled in, and just unloaded where they could.

 

Yup this just happened

 

That whole area in front the stairs should be blocked off for access. There's a whole lot of fail in this pic.

The Jeep is just lazy.

 

My boss was like what you taking a pic of. I showed him the thread.

 

Gotta love Fords

 

Damn retirees!

 

Spotted this at work today

 

What's with the fender vents? That's not a Buick.

 

Another dollar general!