Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I dont remember how many I got, I know atleast 4 while I was active. Clinic kept losing and forgetting to log my vacs, then wouldnt accept my paper log. So I think I have enough of that crap in me to pass on to my kid if I ever have one. Not to forget that I got em when I was a kid also.
Add in smallpox and anthrax. I still think military members are walking petri dishes for first stage human trials.

 

Fuck me. I remember standing in line and getting shot in both arms from this thing. I also have the scar under my left arm that look sorta like a mini waffle iron from when I was a kid.

 

I got the "stab you in the arm with a mini-fork multiple times" method.

 

If my kid turns out to be dumber than me I’m going to blame those cunts that made me run the gauntlet of those pneumatic injectors. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit to find out that one of them was mogas.

 

You had me up to mogas. WTF is that?

 

Mogas= gasoline.

 

And the very last one in the gauntlet me almost piss my pants.

 

I actually miss blockbuster .

 

I’ve done that, caught myself as I was posting the fourth.

 

Nothing quite like walking with 4 siblings, and being told we could only pick out two movies between all of us...

There in lies the wtf. Was it intentional, or not?

 

Senior shitposter moment.

 

...and then four became two.

 

I shouldnt have laughed, but I did. Went out to put another coat of paint on some metal I am using on my trailer and overheard my neighbor kick his wife out. Appearently, she was fu**ing his brother.

My lil moment of enjoyment after of years of random fireworks and the smell of weed from their place.

 

https://www.wibw.com/content/news/5...P3Skm5ZAdgzneaJCF326hWe_CdWZhulQHZA87wxt-meOo
Florida woman spanks stepson, 26, for missing curfew, police say

 

This sounds like the beginnings of a mother-son story in one of those adult magazines.

 

I said it before, I was poor and they caught me up in Basic training...I remember at least 7 shots...lol I didnt feel too good for a couple weeks.

 

Gotta love that penicillin sludge they put in the a** cheek.

 

well that's a boner killer

69? Nice

 

It works best if they put that in the opposite side from your wallet that way you can sit level for about a month.

 

All this talk reminds me of the idiot show-off fucktard whose ASVAB scores were just barely high enough for him to make it...sitting in the line-up less than 10 minutes after receiving vaccination round #3, laughing and showing off how he can squeeze the medicine back out like he's popping a zit. TIs busted him and he got ALL of the basic training vaccinations that day, and I had to watch his retarded inbred ass for the rest of the day to make sure he:

A) didn't squeeze them back out again, and
B) didn't die.

I way PRAYING for result B because he was a fucking idiot and I was his element leader. Dude couldn't fold socks.

WHO THE FUCK CAN'T FOLD GODDAMN SOCKS?!?