1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Lolol, our company sends a text to customer with a picture of tech before he shows up, so customer feels safe, blah blah whatever.
Not gonna lie, I laugh my ass off silently inside when I get to some homes and the place is a wreck and it's 10am and the single mom's 3 kids aren't dressed or haven't eaten, etc but the mom is fresh outta shower and make up on but still in bath robe and does the old line 'I didn't know you would show up so early! I'm so sorry I just got out of shower, yada yada yada... And wants to talk and I'm thinking let me fix your shit and you go put clothes on and take care of your kids
Only thing I can say is women are dead nuts crazy nowadays

 

I know single mothers are a rare desperate breed when it comes to getting a man if that's what they want. They stop at nothing.

 

Is that how you found your wife?

 

The absolute effin truth... You feel so sorry for them

 

My girlfriend

 

How many kids you have now?

 

3 on my taxes. In all honesty I don't have the equipment to satisfy more than one woman.

 

"rare"

 

Denver is chock full of single moms omg

 

Perfect. When you feel the seal touch the mating surface 3/4 to 1 turn more should do it

 

you're telling me lmao

 

Reminds me of Seattle. The female power movement. I don't need a man...... 'Except when I want you to fix my stuff and I need dick'

 

Spray the simple green now and let it soak for a lil bit, until you shake the lazy off, lol. You have a power washer? Or high water pressure at least? Lol

 

Mmmm

 

Aaannd the stupid leaf squeak is back. I think having it up on a lift this morning messed up my fix. I tried the same thing again but to no avail. Its not as loud, but its there.



Edit: Tried 2 pieces of teflon on top of each other and it seems to work.

 

Oh yeah, BIG money!

 

Don't have to be 21 to gamble in Vegas?

 

roped some volunteers into helping me tub the driver side of the taco tomorrow

 

Man, the old burnt orange colors kinda nice