1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Find any single moms that can tub a cab?

 

Why are farmers daughters sexy?..
Because...
Brown chicken
Brown cow

 

You can't call yourself Frontier Man if you don't know who John Mellencamp is

 

Somehow a house in the middle of the Mojave desert sold for $470,000.

It's also half garage.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10464-Foothill-Rd-California-City-CA-93505/2092106651_zpid/?

 

jesus...that's a car collector's dream home assuming they hate society in general and prefer to live in a barren wasteland


Mojave has its redeeming qualities but the desert in general is no place to call home

 

California City is absolutely fascinating. Some guy bought 77,000 acres in the middle of the Mojave intending to build "the 3rd largest city in California that will rival Los Angeles" in 1958.

This guy built the infrastructure for a city of 3,000,000 people, but the current population is only 14,000. There are hundreds and hundreds of miles of roads, and parcels of land. If you go on Google maps and switch from Satellite and Maps, you can see every single road is named and every single parcel of land is labelled. Switch back to satellite and it's just wasteland.

 

you call that kind of street layout a city infastructure..

actually when i was in LA i was amazed traffic isnt worse.. the street layouts were terrible. Chicago is setup as a city..

 

I want that!

 

405 is pretty bad.

You can always tell a Northern Californian from a Southern Californian from the way they refer to freeways. We say "Take 880 up to 580, then hang a left to 80." Southern Californians say "Take the 405 to the 101, then take the 5 all the way up."

They always add "the" to preface a freeway, we always omit "the".

 

You'd have to live in the middle of the Mojave Desert though, haha.

 

Yeah um no. Lol

 

Hella & dude also.

 

I just take 394 up to 94 to get to Chicago.

 

We say Hella up here too, it's turned into a West Coast thing. I've heard in in Washington and Nevada.

 

They say hella out here. They have been for the past 5-6 years

 

It's so broadly used it's evolved into a multi-national automotive tech giant that is traded on the stock market!

 

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Down here we don't say hella. When I hear someone say hella 95% of the time they are from NorCal. I just saw my good friend from HS last week that moved to Berkeley many years ago, he says hella all the time now. Even this guy that I work with that went to college in San Jose says hella all the time too. Surprisingly I've never heard my youngest brother say it. He still lives up there after graduating from Berkeley.

 

Hella has been around forever, looong before I ever heard people say hella as in hell of. When I started working at the shop when I was late teens/early twenties, PIAA & Hella were our number 1 sellers for lighting.

Then the scoobies came along and they all use Hella horns.

 

I need a go fund me page. Someone make me one. I want enough cash for a house, a finished taco, finished tundra, and a 5 lug