Toilet Coffee or Shower Beer?

Yeah, but sometimes I have to go to probation and have drug test. Also can't start my truck because of the interlock breathalyzer.

Just joking, but my neighbor has some issues. He rides his bicycle now.

 

Or Toilet Bacon & eggs, and that's just awful

 

You have to sit backwards and put the plate on top of the water tank.

 

Color me impressed.

So how do you fit in your leg stretches while doing this, to keep the numb ass away? Or do you just let it happen and stumble out of the bathroom like you just contracted palsy?

 

Not if you have a solid tray situation.

 

That life

 

It IS porcelain. Might as well. Right off the tank lid. Tacoma owners and enthusiasts are straight up innovators.

 

Or

 

Like an improve cereal bowl for fruit loops?

 

The lid.
Yeah flip that bitch upside down. It’s shallow, but there’s a lot of room to work with.

At that point shitting just becomes an afterthought. Halfway through breakfast you feel like you gotta go, hen you’re like oh yeah duh KERPLUNK...as you cut into an omelette.

 

Shower beer WITH chicken nuggets and dipping sauces.

Frickin amateurs.

 

The ones who do nod in approval.

 

That's legit.

 

2 dips


Guys he’s got TWO DIPS

 

I had 3, but it fell off the shelf onto my foot.

 

Two dips and a can of drain cleaner. LMAO

 

HAHAHA. #whoneedsnapkins

 

While I enjoy a trendy IPA, I don't find such a beer deserving of the shower, paired with nuggets.

 

True, the bud seemed appropriate