50+ thread

Damn
I’m not that bad
Wtf
Is that the geico caveman?

 

I get paid up to 15 days now
Never have I worked anywhere and got paid for that

 

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@Casper66 version of pasties Soo ..

Cypher

 

Wtf

 

I seemed to get called into jury dut every other year. I don’t complain, I just show up. My duty to

 

In New Hampshire it’s a two day affair you show up for two days. What happens happens if I’m picked im picked it is what it is. This was for Superior Court last time I went.

 

My supervisor said how can you get two days. Short staffed for some reason he was pissed about it . said I’m sorry sir but I don’t make the rules

 

No state jury duty for me. Permanent disability - No, not that! It's for Crohn's disease. Can't listen to testimony from the crapper. Go figure. Federal... I hope they never call. They don't take kindly to "no thanks"...

 

I’m still hungry

 

So you would look GOOD with pasties on

 

Annnnd in 3, 2, 1...

 

What

I thought I was giving a compliment..... telling a woman she looks good while wearing something "Special"

 

Ok, now that is not RIGHT...….

I am Irish enough to ask if I could t!@#$ one …..

 

I love pasty’s, we get them from the U.P. Best served fresh with gravy. The copper miners brought the recipe over from England. I also love pasties, but that’s another story.