South Carolina BS thread under new MANAGEMENT and lives in SC

Home with the kids spending those vacation days?!

 

Yup.

These girls are just too much. Heart->Melted

Getting things figured out. First couple nights were rough. Last night was an improvement lol.

 

As ya'll get more and more settled and into a routine it almost becomes second nature so glad they are home!!!!

The meat meet would be a great introduction to your addict....... errr ummm hobby

 

Damn I thought I read where you went in for delivery the other day. My bad, good luck!

 

My little girl is heading into 4 weeks old so I feel a little of your pain. I just run checklist 4-4.3 that they should have given you at the hospital for dads/parents. Its good reading material.

Butt - Dirty
Food - Hungry
Gas - Burp
Temperature - Comfortable
Lonely - Hold
Existential Dread - Comfort
Tired - Sleep

Easy peasy.

-J

 

Much truth to this!

 

Power went out so made shrimp on the barbie. XD

 

They missed colic which requires ear plugs. Lol

 

All this baby talk makes me want a grandkid so I can send it back home to it’s parents after I get my goodie out of it.

 

Colic is its own section. Section 4-8.2b through 4-8.2n

-J

 

That's what my parents are looking forward to haha

 

My mom was so glad that my youngest son turned out to be just as much of a little troublemaker as I was when I was young.

 

Did I miss something? I have no clue what this is.

 

Neither do I but oh well. I guess like everything these days people need hand held or others assume people need to be hand held to be parents so they want to tell you how to do everything instead of letting instincts kick in. Soon humans won't know what to do without someone telling them how to do it.

 

I told my parents there would be none of that stuff or mine won't spend time with them. Yes I pulled the you won't get unsupervised time with my kid if you decide to sugar her up before she comes home card. I am using their parenting techniques against them to parent them on what they are and are not allowed to do with my daughter

 

Parenting is common sense, really. Nothing hard about it.

Just have the expectation that shit isn’t about you anymore, you’re not gonna sleep as much as you used to, and you gotta have a lot of patience. The rest is easy.

 

Uh, yeah. Its from the International Parenting Handbook, 3rd Ed. All first time dads receive a copy at the birth of their child. Its included with the rest of the pamphlet that the hospital gives you.

-J

 

So my Tacoma is sitting halfway in my driveway with the front wheels locked up and the ABS lights on.
Cannot go forward or in reverse. Looks like my taco will be towed to the Magic Mechanic's house tomorrow.
Lesson learned when you heard a weird squeak don't automatically assume it's your breaks.