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Not one to commit a faux pas however I don’t think I ever listed my whut have yahs fer the test,..

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully! - I don’t eat hot dogs, do you know whut they put in that shit, lips n asses
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! - Mrs Papa 2 Whiskey is Debbie
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? - Are claymores acceptable?
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! - we gots cats however good dogs are worth their weight gold as well
5. Goat Porn? - Whut the Front Yard? Not into that goat ropin whut not.
6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices! - I like my coffee angry with no pollutants however I have been known to partake in strong black tea
7. Bacon - really? That’s a question? Bring on the bacon! Hell yah!
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? - over the top
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? - no freakin clock touchin leave em be
10. How do you like your steak cooked? - char marks n red on the inside, infen it tries to run away I carry a knife I’ll stab that joker again

so there we go

 

HA! I got the phone call today that I expected, just sooner than I expected. ....EVERYONE that worked for me quit within the first 4 weeks. NO ONE there that knows squat. Fathers Day/first swim meet and a member only drink-a-thon this weekend. "New guy" (2nd day on job) called. Needs help. Knows NOTHING about set up. I broke the news to him that he STILL needs help. (None coming from me) I don't work there anymore.

 

Nice!

 

Sorry 'bout their luck!

 

Good evening all!

 

Careful Martin. we are too close to the light @ the end.... of our career.

 

I see a big brown storm a rollin in

 

A little late to this party but here it goes, last birth year of the boomers, on my third Toyota truck. First one went to 385,000 miles before it was stolen on a rainy night. 4th gear was gone and it only banged on 3 cylinders. Miss that truck. It was an 83, single cab, long bed with a straight front axle.
Latest Taco is an 04 prerunner, all I can afford after 3 kids going to college.

 

Nice answers, and the fact that you took the test without being told, bonus points

Too late, we already hate you



Jk

 

Well!

 

Had my friend, one of the fire folks out there with me. I hear "Martin! Flames!"

 

I set myself on fire once doing lead work on the pole.

 

Latest trip:

 

I drank one beer tonight, on blood thinners it's like drinking 6, good times! Hope everyone is having a good evening.

 

Welcome!!!

Glad it was just your shirt!

Oh and 116° is too freakin hot!!

Awesome...best thing I’ve heard.

 

Here are my answers to the test.

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Costco has messed me up, I gotta have ketchup, mustard, relish, and onions.
2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?! Twinkies forever, they pair up nice with a Cabernet.
3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn? Running out the front door screaming while in my underwear.
4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu! I've had both, so both.
5. Goat Porn? No thanks.
6. Coffee or Tea? "Sheeeaaatt" the need for coffee wakes me up in the morning.
7. Bacon? Oh yea, the pig is good.
8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under? This is simple, of course it's over.
9. Daylight Savings good or bad? I'm retired, so I don't care.
10. How do you like your steak cooked? On a red hot cast iron pan after it the steak reaches room temperature, cooked to medium rare, and a nice scotch, with a cigar!!! Yup that's it!!

 

Welcome!


Ketchup!!!

 

Good morning everyone, cool and rainy, should help the grass grow. Welcome to the new guys, hope you behave. Time to go and build toys for rich people.

 

Good Stuff right there.
The stories us old people can tell...