Whatever

The s is nice! I’m eyeballing the matte grey.
How much did those run ya?

 

Shitty poem. What else you got?

 

In.

 

I originally ordered on 40% off sale day, screwed up my order, but the parts guy told me he would honor the sale price when they were back in stock.

To my door was around 550

Sassy stock

 

Toyota of nashua ,NH FOR $218 each . Sounds about right with shipping

 

Are you shitting me.

 

Okay, I really need to prove my worth with this one.

So one night I got a call from the IRS talking about some strange transactions going in and out of my account. So, I decided to get a lawyer and head into a meeting with an IRS representative. The representative informed me that I had some seriously large amount of money going into and out of my account, and that I may be audited if I can’t explain. So, I told him that I like to do a bit of gambling and betting. He asked me what I meant. I says you know what, bet you $5000 I can bite my own eye. IRS agent agreed to this, so I took out my glass eye, took a bite out of it, and collected my $5000. But, I did want to give him a chance to get his money back, so I said bet you $7500 I can bite my other eye. The agent thought a bit, and says okay you’re on. So, I took out my false teeth, and took a bite out of my other eye. IRS agent says son of a bitch, why... I said hey don’t worry about it man, I’ll give you a chance to win your money back and more. Bet you $15000 I can piss in that trash can from across the room. IRS agent says well alright, let’s go. Well, I didn’t piss in the trash can, but I pissed all over his desk. IRS agent starts laughing and is excited to get his money. But my lawyer with me says Oh hello no. IRS agent asks him what’s the matter? Lawyer says he bet me $50000 I wouldn’t piss on the IRS agents desk.

 

I’ve always liked the look, but wasn’t go8ng to spend 200 plus per wheel for looks. But 40% off, just got some retro pay for a new contract, wife’s only concern was that I wouldn’t put the same tire back on the new rims. I was already planning to grab new tires before winter, so I decided the truck needed them.

 

Fuck my math is bad. Obviously not paying attention....duh!

 

Crow paying you a visit.... he gonna shit on your truck

 

I'd be honored.

 

Gettin better.

 

My wife was talking about the size of his package today.

 

Since I’m new here, I thought I’d show you all my pets

 

All she had to do was stand up. Or shake. Or boof. Or wag. Or something.

 

Nice frog I guess. Where are you from? And if you don't want to answer, do so anyhow.
With the name Bobby and with that truck, I'm goin with Georgia or Mississippi.
But the huge T in the hat type thing leads me to think Tennessee. Help me out here.