Whatever

Ok, but I’m gona regret this!!! When Aus came home after his last fight, several local establishments had Meet and Greets with him at their businesses. One was also an after fight party for him at a bar/restaurant. They made a menu and had drink specials for him and as his Mom, I drank for free along with Aus. The perks of makin him I guess. I didn’t plan on drinking. Accidentally had a shit ton of shots. It really is a thing that happens. Not sure what happened after about 11 pm, I got nothin. My best friend was there also. We were both drunk, one more than the other. My hubs drives my family home and Bf lives further out of town than I do so she stayed the night. We supposedly stayed up until 3..... I was told this.... don’t know if I believe it. We go to the spare room where she will be sleeping. She “claimed” I did a running head start Superman flying leap into the bed, bounced off and landed on my ass and back on the floor. Being the sick friend that she is, she grabbed her phone to take a pick of me on the floor. She said by the time she grabbed her phone I was too quick to recover and I had struck a pose and that’s the pic she got of me in a pose. She showed me the next day or I wouldn’t have believed her. Did explain the soreness in the back tho.

 

That should help that shoulder heal just fine. I know you have that pic on your phone, now it's our turn to see it.

 

Luckily didn’t hit shoulder. But could have!! She did send it to me. I deleted it! Not my best self!

 

You still have it on your phone but I'm gonna let you slide on this.

 

I swear I don’t! I’d show ya if I did























Maybe

 

It's dead in here. Did you fart or something?

 

Hey Jay good day?

 

You smelled that???

 

Hi Jay. Stock thinks someone farted. Did you?

 

Not really... I need a vacation. I took most of today off, but still had to go out for a couple of things. Just want to lounge, sleep, and do nothing.

 

Sometimes that’s exactly what you need!

 

Nah, I consider this a clean room and only fart in the boat thread

 

Everybody needs a few of those days.
On the bright side, I just found out we're shutting down for the week of the 4th. No tears here.

 

And

 

Follow the yellow brick road?

 

They’re icky all right

 

When did mormons move to florida?

 

You have nice looking sisters.

 

Wolftaco, is that you?