Whatever

Where do you want to be?

 

About 500 ft north of where I am right now.

 

Then go there. You have our full support.

 

Dabbled in it back in the day, but realized i'm not good looking enough to wear spandex. I stuck to mountain bikes

 

Yea, but I'm helping dad clean up the property. He would probably go with me, but he had knee surgery and is not 100% yet

 

Most of the people wearing them dont look good in them.

 

Gotta ask, why do you want to be 500ft north?

 

There is a river there!

 

27 foot world cat - center console boat

 

Gotta see this.

 

Ah I'm sure you were fine. Seen many do it, as long as people enjoy it.

 

I’ll snap a pic when she’s out of the water again

 

Especially that guy in the Liberty Mutual commercial. Where did they find that guy claims to be a fitness junkie?, I think he looks like a sack of manure that's been run over by a forklift six times, by a girl named Vanessa in the Home Depot Garden centre who happens to be majoring in ag (plant science). She can sometimes be found weeping by the compactor as she throws out the dying plants, but don't worry her and Josh from inside garden will be rolling a backwoods after work for a little consoling and grab ass.

 

I never bought the outfit when I had my Bianchi. I rode the three miles to work and that was the extent of it. One can really get moving on a road bike.

 

I used to work at a lumber store. That's...pretty fucking accurate.

 

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man

 

I worked at Home Depot for three years and it was good times. I would have stayed there for the rest of college if it was possible. I relocated to a different city.

 

Doing that right now, actually.

 

Perfect