Whatever

Not a strength of mine lol

 

I had to reread it a couple of times, but I finally put the puzzle together.... did you dnd lady friend smash after your show of masculinity?

 

Half my age, smart phones didn't exist thankfully. Would not have made the bathroom wall for a good story lol

 

Then we definitely needs pics. Or a good representation.

 

Actually no, I had a bruised rib which became evident after the beer wore off. That was the worst I had of it, glad those guys didn't know at the time lol

 

Yeah, in reading the title you just know that somebody gonna get banned and a good deal of drivel will be spewed forth. Still don't know why I read the whole damn thing...

 

Yeah @NunyaBizness

 

None of this ever happened because I don't see pictures of it...

 

Uh yeah smart phones didn't exist. Never said it was a good story. You guys asked. I'm glad these phones weren't around and no social media too lol

 

Better that I bailed when I did.

The very first post by the OP and I wanted to say snap the fuck out of it.

 

Aerosmith and Bon Jovi are beyond middle aged Bonnie rock. Sure she might have thigh high boots and a leather mini in the closet, but she only wears those around the house on father's day for her husband Bob. She only puts that outfit on after she takes him to Applebee's of course otherwise it's normal Kohl's empty nester attire. Welcome to the burbs, Bob just wants to be alone in the garage because deep inside as he listens to Supertramp, he realizes he's dead inside and has nothing to look forward to next week other than bowling night with the boys.

 

Totally wrong. It's Father's Day, I'm Bob and none of this will happen except the be alone in the garage part.

 

Uh...D-something. Deborah or Dorothy. I can't remember.

 

Hotpockets, Bud Light and garage alone time?

 

Diet Pepsi, can of Grizzly and alone time.

 

It's a great story! I long for more details, and visuals to go with.

 

Masseuse?? I'd bet my last dollar it was a masseur.

 

Nope. It was a woman.

 

Not the first thread that homeboy has stirred shit in...