Whatever

It is VERY difficult to tell these days..... You sure??

 

I have a similar story.

Long ago in my early twenties, a gal asked me out to her company's New Year's Eve party.
Man oh man, was I ever lit that night. I've rarely, if ever, been so drunk.
There I was, a beer kinda guy, drinking free mixed drinks and champagne.

So I got to the men's room and start taking a leak.
And it dawns on me some idiot is yelling at me.
Go away, says I, can't you see I'm taking a leak?

He doesn't quit.
As I'm zipping up it finally penetrates though my fog he's a jealous ex-boyfriend.
I go to leave and he blocks my way, so I punched him.
It's a wonder I managed to connect.

He went down like a wet noodle.
Guess he was about as wasted as me.

I go back and say to my date:

"So, how many of these guys did you f**k, anyway?
One of your boyfriends is on the floor of the men's room.
I'm leaving."

She left with me. (Actually she was driving. Her car).
I'd like to say that the whole business made her hot...or something.
But I simply don't remember.

In my youth I was sometimes not a nice guy.

 

She was in her mid-50's (your age) and I know her generation isn't into sex changes, so...yeah. Very sure.

 

What about Bruce?

 

I'm not judging. Just curious.

 

Bruce who?? He gone!

 

Shit. My bad.

























Sorry Kaitlyn.

 

It's Rachel








...... Yeah whatever

 

Our good friend @Hobbs has given me a poll suggestion that is going to be staggering. There will be tears, feels will be hurt and all kinds of shit may happen. I have assured him that we are a strong group, perfectly blended to withstand the elements. He is not as confident.
New poll at roughly 7pm CST.

 

Ha nice. Intemperance youth mixed with alcohol lol. Easier to read story than mine too. As I've gotten older it takes more to set me but its worse when I do. My theory on that is mind and body knows it won't last long perhaps knowing it has to make it count. Might be the old military man in me lol. Friend the other day asked if I enjoyed being an azzhole lol

 

Um... Not sure about all kinds of shit usually only deal with one kind on. A semi regular schedule

 

I'm sorry folks...

 

I slightly changed the wording.

 

Have you factored @SRH into these calculations for @Hobbs?

 

I was just having some fun on my lazy Sunday your fine lol

 

It's all a blur to her. She'll forget it right after she reads it.

 

Probably somehow result in me being reply banned

 

As long as you don't post any pron, you'll be fine.

 

Pretty sure if I even answer wrong in the poll I will get a

 

I'm not sure what you are asking, but it does make me just a bit nervous...