Whatever

I saw on the news that TX (mostly north-east I think) has been getting some shit weather... tornados near OKC

 

Look at that damn tongue! Tell me that wouldn't be fun!

 

Don’t rain under my porch

 

SHINER

 

rain travels sideways with wind

 

Are you serious ??

 

Can confirm... tested by pissing into the wind.

 

Yes and can hit you if you standing around

 

Next will be , grabbed a Karbach

 

See I knew we had some intelligence in here

 

my mama always said I was special

 

this thread has made me thirsty

 

So, let’s visit this poll for a minute. If you lose the appendage, will you find it later? Will you be able to replace it?

 

I find this thread requires alcohol to understand most days, or atleast that’s what I tell my wife.

 

I can imagine this in my brain... "hey babe, grab me a beer would ya... i'm tryna understand what this fucker is saying on this truk forum"

 

Also, new poll plz OP

 

You wouldn't know this, being from Chicago and all, but sitting on the porch while it rains is a favorite Southern pastime.