Ontario BS Thread

thats it
i'm going in dry
not even a drop of spit for you.

bitch

 

yeah picked up the Fiskars to give it a go, if i don't like the fiberglass handle i'm swapping it right out

every time i hear felling, i figure it's more for de-limbing trees and what not, it's been some time since i looked into axes in general but i know it does a lot more with less issues. i know ball park to what i want and it's to do what we went through over the weekend, to cut through fallen trees. i've had it happen a few times up by the cottage and a handful of ATV trails

 

On sale this week until Thursday. Twenty percent off.

 

I'll bow out to @Joe23 on three things:

Anything electrical
Blades of any type
The tightness and coefficient of drag on @Norilsk un-lubed anus

That is all, carry on

 

The way Joe's been talkin' all frisky like....

I bet his hoop droops when he stoops to poop.

and that tent will never clean up....

 

No amount of febreeze

 

Evgeny ass is always lubed. He always uses his forever alone tears as lube.

 

Second time I had to throw this out tonite...

 

Good as it can get for a Monday.....



Unless your hanging out with evgeny.....and his asshole.

 

I feel a shit coming on...I'll report back

 

Make it official and wear your cowboy hat too.

 

Dood, you haven't seen the picture?

 

Lol yep, hence the cowboy hat reference.

If there are "other pictures" well no, and I'm sure I'm too young/old to see THOSE pictures.

 

i don't own a cowboy hat

I think my girlfriend would leave me if i did.
I made a joke about getting cowboy boots and she looked ready to either kill me or leave me...



But if you ask Eugene he might be able to provide pictures of my boots when I shit.
I've learned he gets easily disturbed by pictures to advise when I am taking a shit so Peter and I tend to send him pictures every once in a while

I've gone to the extent to decorate the pictures of my pants and boots with gifs and what not.
Because whats a better way to spend company time than being on your phone while taking a shit

 

I would agree with these, the rest tho, let’s leave it for a sequel

 

Lol

 

the things they send me... I had to make a visit to a pshyc few times...

 

Soo i found this on the gambler 500 insta




I like his style