Whatever

Even when I’m lying you can still trust me.

 

I trust ya

 

You can

 

See. Here is another lesson. I just put words in your mouth. This is when you come back indignant and attack me back.

 

Don't know if I should believe this.

 

Maybe @JCOOR is right...

I gon soft... *kicks rock*

*stubs toe*

"FUUUUUCK!!"

 

Dont be rude af...

 

He's not little.

 

You do you

 

True story. I need to lose some weight...

 

I believe her.

 

I meant...forget it.

 

Is this going to be one of those "let's get mad at each other and then have amazing make-up sex later" scenarios?

I really don't have a clue. Usually, my hand doesn't talk back to me.

 

I believe its a form of flirting...

... i think...

I hope

 

Ah, didn't see the ninja edit at first.

I shall continue dating you

 

What I meant was;

My buddy told me one night his wife said, "your fat, old wife is coming to bed".
He said,"you're not old".

So Murph said, "don't be a little bitch".
I said, "he's not little".

Get it? Or do I need to draw a picture or maybe act it out on youtube?