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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Jun 25, 2019 at 2:54 PM
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    Anyone notice the ads this thread is generating?
     
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    It is a little...exciting....horrifying...stimulating?
     
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  5. Jun 25, 2019 at 3:37 PM
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    It's an odd mix.
    "Survival Sex Picnic" is the only activity that makes sense for it all (sounds much more fun than stupid old "Instagram Overlanding")
     
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  6. Jun 25, 2019 at 3:39 PM
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    Redefining TW, I love it
     
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    So who has Tuesday? We're all waiting to see the next mystery box.

    Today's fortune cookie says it's gonna be good. Do not disappoint the fortune cookie.

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    I’m half of one. What instrument do you play?
     
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    Truth. The cookie said as much also.

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    Obvious answer is skin flute.

    But I played clarinet for a year. Family member let me borrow theirs for a year. Gayest year of my life. Finally got to play an instrument I wanted, a trumpet. Then I realized band is for nerds. Sorry band nerds....
     
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    Alright, I dropped off the box at UPS this afternoon. The deed is done. Expect your box a week from today. The woman working the cash register asked me why I was sending all this stuff, and I promptly responded "for the human centipede giveaway, of course". Like it was so obvious. I think I made her day. She asked a lot of questions, and when I told her a bunch of anonymous random people who own the same truck all decided to send each other gifts after responding to a thread titled "the human centipede giveaway" she almost shot snot out of her nose laughing. This is an excellent idea.
     
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    And now some unsuspecting UPS employee is going to google "the human centipede giveaway" and stumble across this thread. Now I'm sure that shippers know in the deep dark recesses of their minds that the boxes they handle, day in, day out, contain the absolute worst filth that humanity could possibly dream up. I'm sure that they are aware that the only thing separating them from the depraved objects that pollute our universe is a 1/4" layer of cardboard, dollar-store packing tape, and maybe a smattering of bubble wrap. They know this truth deep down, but they choose not to think about it.

    Until now. Now, they are going to google that phrase, find this thread, and lose their sanity. For here lies the truth of their purpose. All those years invested in a career, with the fulfilling idea that they are making the world a better, connected place: that they are sending the latest prototype to the New York office, or they are making sure that Christmas happens on time for the Johnson family, or that they are the entrusted bearers of all those priceless objects... its all lies, sadly. The reality is that they enabled a way to send a crusty, used, self propelled, double-ended black mamba from coast to seedy coast in less than 48 hours. And forcing someone to face that horrifying truth, that this is the actual purpose of their life, will break their soul.

    Godspeed, logistics workers of the world. :bananadead::headbang:
     
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    If I had only known ABOUT THIS BEFORE I PACKED MY BOX! I would totally have paid extra shipping to put in a competitively sized phallic object. Sorry @m603holden, I dont think anything I sent will win this award. But now that I know your address, I'm sure I can think of something... just kidding. I'm not going to show up at your house at 2am, with a tree carved into a penis, and bang on your door until you accept my giant hardwood gift just so I can satisfy my ego. That would never happen.
     
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    Also, the biggest dildo of all time is the notorious brick dick, located in Ypsilanti Michigan. Good luck topping this one.... Because I have technically sent this to everyone on the thread, does this mean I win #4 in the package competition?

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    These are the biggest breasts in all of socal... the San onofre nuclear power plantREG-Onofre-WEB-1.jpg
     
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    Now I'm getting mixed signals. I thought we were all here because our personalities have been irreversibly changed by a life time of penis envy that we satisfy with an anal fetish, while sometimes dressed as furies (see products featured in this thread for clarification of this comment)? Now we have boobs? I'm so confused.
     
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    What else has breasts and a dongle?;)
     
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