Whatever

It's dutch with itchy i'm not buying anyone dinner or drinks

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

 

For @stun gun

 

Yes sir. I wouldn't gnaw my arm off if I woke up beside her.

 

Anyway, she isn't in the music industry. More like the moooosic industry. So it's a moooot point.

 

On my first date with my wife, I took her to an all you can eat buffet. I asked her if she was ready to go. She said "Huh? They still have food left".

 

And it says a lot about how they were brought up or what they plan to achieve on the date.
There was a statistic I heard the other day, 80 percent of all women have gone out with a guy just for the free meal.

 

How’s your gardening going?

 

Joan Jett just looks let somebody rode her to hard and put her away wet too many times. I'm not saying I'd kick her outta bed for eating crackers but I think you guys know what I'm talk about.

 

No wonder you don’t have any kids

 

What's up coop?
Where ya been lately?
How's the little one?

 

I been around a little bit. All is good and the little one is doing well. How’s uncle Popcorn doing?

 

Doing ok.

 

WHAT?!

I gave a suggestion.... I'll make changes for him to add to the poll

 

Fell asleep early. Haz the sore throat like a motherfucker.

 

Good luck with that!! Feel better!

 

Well allow me to retort.

In my world Naomi Watts wakes up and puts on my shirts and makes me coffee

 

Fuck yeah small boobs

 

@StayinStock Not enough options for myself, @MurphTaco and @4x4_angel
4 boob options and 3 ass options?
(I did chose an ass option cuz I do like a big ol round muscular booty)
How about rugged and sense of humor?
I also chose in shape and dad bod cuz I don’t mind when my hubs puts on a lil winter weight.