Whatever

I’m still here, been busy with family visitors.

 

Almost exactly

 

Speaking of vodka...

A young nun walked into a liquor store and asked the clerk for a bottle of vodka.

He said "Why sister, you should be ashamed of yourself. A young woman of the cloth such as yourself"

"No, you don't understand" replied the nun "It's for the mother superior. It's for her...constipation"

So the clerk sold her the bottle and later that night, while walking home, he encountered that same nun. Clinging to a streetlight pole, obviously three sheets in the wind.

"Sister!" he screamed "You lied to me. You said that vodka was for the mother superiors constipation!"

"No I dint lied to you" she stammered "when she see me she gonna shit"

 

@TacomaDave
Dear David,
Tomorrow I will put up your hot chick poll. I'm kinda tuckered at the moment so I hope you don't mind the wait.
Yours truly,
Bob "StayinStock" _______.

 

You should have been a standup....whatever.

 

Garlic bread dipped in syrup from waffles is pretty good.

 

Dear Bob,
No worries. I'm too tuckered to vote. We all know it's Stevie Nicks anyway.

She rings like a bell through the night and
Wouldn't you love to love her?
She rules her life like a bird in flight and
Who will be her lover?

 

I used to put honey on garlic bread.

 

I love, love, love Stevie Nicks. But you have Susanna Hoffs on the list...she stole my heart in '87.

 

She still got it.

 

She does. And I was wrong, she stole my heart in '88. I will be her Eternal Flame.
But I don't like Walk Like an Egyptian. But I do like to see her walk like an Egyptian.

 

I got a few comments I could add to this but I’m more shire I should same them on here. I may get banned for COC.

 

I whacked to Cher once

 

Those were the days. MTV was actually worth watching. I still have dreams about the girl in Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" video. I forgot her name. And Tawny Kitaen's legs in the Whitesnake "Here I go again" vid.

I'll be in my trailer...

 

What’s that color called anyway?

 

Speedway Blue

 

I liked Downtown Julie Brown. And I remember everyone waiting for the Thriller video to come out. (Not me, of course).
And hair bands. I had long hair back in the day. I wanna go back. If you ever go back to the 80's, take me with ya. K?

 

Speedway blue