Boring July 3rd

Some days I've been tempted to fab up a hidden water sprayer in the rear bumper. I wouldn't fill it with anything nasty or damaging, just a very mild annoyance. Like add a trace amount of calcium to the water so it leaves a spotty film when it dries.

 

I gotchu bro. Punch in your setup, should give you an idea.

 

I’m not a devious person at all and don’t want to cause damage that costs money. But some days that is just what I need. Either a rear water hose or side hose. Especially for the jeeps with their tops off. Lol

 

So it should work? I’m concerned it will hit the UCA

 

Last Friday I decided to wash my truck, as I was drying it off it started pouring rain, hail, and then the wind storm blew the electricity out for 10 hours and a giant tree fell and just missed the corner of the garage.

 

Dang.

 

I’m watching the baby back ribs defrost, not quite ready. Laundry is done but still in the dryer. Switching back and forth between Wimbledon and World Cup Football. A slow day.

 

Just picked up a couple of racks of ribs to smoke and cooking beer, might need more beer by Friday.

 

Issues:

Not enough lift.
Not enough tires.
Not enough UCA's.
Not enough steel armor.
Not enough money.
Not in TX right now on the beach. (12 days)
Not the weekend. (What's a Holiday?)

 

You know where I do a lot of my best pondering? The john...

 

I've got to image to closest thing to Nirvana achievable on earth is q-tipping your ears while getting a rim job from Alexandra Daddario.

Just ride the gas a little in neutral while doing so?

 

***
Got it. You have a shitty day.

 

Like a common peasant?? No thanks

 

You should make the high idle and winch controls SIRI activated!

 

Mods dropping into threads for no reason.

 

Had to google her......

 

I’m trying to decide if I wanna take Friday off and go to like Pine Hollow or Timothy Lake versus go to work when nobody’s going to be there in the first place

 

Crawl control + Tesla autopilot.

/thread

 

Irish goodbye!

 

#ULTIMATEMALLCRAWLER