The four word story game

with a hint of

 

lime and jalapeno with

 

trouser chili with corn

 

In your mom's mouth

 

said the Montana douche-nozzle

 

with a mouthful of

 

Hushpuppies and cheesy grits

 

. Keep it civil, said

 

the wafflehouse gourmet chef

 

while laying it out

 

to be smothered, covered

 

scattered and chunked with

 

a huge stack of

 

Belgian waffles. A cop

 

asked about a donut,

 

and was denied flat

 

because it's a Waffle

 

House dummy, but have

 

you checked your fly?

 

cops ever drank coffee