Taco Vandalism

I had to take a deep breath while reading your post. I don’t know what you missed. I blacked out around page 4 and woke up while discussing mistakes made with rotund women.

 

You REALLY need to go back and read it all, you're missing some HILARIOUS shit!

 

Actually I would say what I said to his face. And he would likely give me crap right back to my face for being chair force or whatever. Then we'd go have a beer and talk crap about the coasties.

 

And that’s exactly why I’d fuck you... even if I was sober.

 

Only if you weren't wearing your Greyhound Bus Driver uniform. Can't be seen in public drinking with that! LMAO

 

Coasties are easy, poor guys.

 

I was armor branch and an MP in the army. I know exactly what you mean but that’s generally done once you know a person isn’t going to misconstrue it as you being an asshole.

 

What if we openly admit to being an asshole?

 

Who???

Jk Jon lol

 

Thankfully, with the job I did, didn't have to wear the blues. That was one uniform I didn't like.

 

I think being on TW automatically implies it already...

 

Ya better at least buy me dinner first...

 

Those Department of Homeland Security guys.

 

This

 

A wise man told me once never get mad over something money can replace or fix.

 

Well of course... I’m a gentlemen after all.

 

Btw, you Coastie dudes, I give you props. You're overall bullshit level is way higher. I feel bad for the Vietnam Coastie in my dad's VFW. He worked a PB in Vietnam and catches all the shit.

 

You lose 100% of the firefights you DONT participate in.

 

Strangely true. Anyone wise seems to be sucking **** for **** money when I'm not there.

 

Some freaky fantasys in here thats for sure!