The Useless Posts Thread

The only spice I object to is curry.

 

Put cilantro on them then.

 

The only spice I object to is the Spice Girls.

 

I'd wet my wick with a spice girl

 

That’s a different story.

 

I am afraid to throw good, empty shoe boxes away. I am afraid if I toss it, then the very next day I am going to need it to put something in to store away. I have to force myself to get rid of them.

 

I just killed a red hornet. It kept dive bombing me, so I swatted it to the ground and stomped it.

I didn’t even eat it.


It was not for sport.


I felt it’s wings on my hand as I smacked it down.

 

I keep old shipping boxes and bubble wrap/padding but hardly ever ship anything out like I used to.

 

Ran into an old schoolmate today that reminded me of the old days. Story about going to his grandparents house:

Old grandpa and grandma. I thing his grandma's name was Emma. Anyway they were in their upper 70's if I remember correctly. First time over there with my schoolmate. I am being respectful and just following his lead as we begin to visit.

All the sudden his grandpa rips a big ole fart and yells "EMMA, GET THE PHONE, SOMEBODY IS CALLING!!"

I'm just, I dunno. Trying not to bust out laughing. Couple of minutes go by and "ripppppp". EMMA, EMMA? GET THE PHONE!!

I look over at my schoolmate and he just has this look on his face like "Really?, in front of company" I look over at his grandpa and he is just grinning at me.

Looking back now, that was probably one of the most funny moments I had growing up.

 

Did anyone get him the phone?

 

LOL. No. She ignored him. She was in the kitchen. Reckon she had seen that act before.