New England B.S. Thread

I've had MB on the list for a while now, but the Clubman lasts a long time and I really don't need more than one ball dusting product

 

Keep one in the truck lol

 

I'd need 3 additional if I did that...

 

I've never dusted my balls and I've been on this planet for 48 years. I don't get it. So you like, make like a cup of cheese with your hand, like... and then fill it with a bunch of powder and then... what- just whip it at your crotch and then get the fuckin shop vac out to clean the 80% that didn't end up on your taint? Or do you fill your banana hammock with powder and have a big chunk of pizza dough or something forming down there? Honestly, just trying to figure out... you know what- forget I asked.

 

Bingo

 

Just dont put it In a slow release balloon. The cops might have a hard time IDing the substance if you get pulled over...

 

I use an old shaving brush, personally...not sure about these other clowns.

 

Cup and fluff

 

It really doesn't take much to make a big difference. Besides, I imagine if you used too much you'd just send up clouds whenever you sat down, lol.

 

With this heat and humidity, one may have to resort to multiple ball dustings.

There are a few things in life I feel like a man shouldn't have to explain to another man. I'm thinking this is pretty high up there on that list. The generally discussion about ball dusting I'm OK with, but you had to go and make it weird...


I did damn near spit my water across my desk reading that though

 

I hear that's actualy a display of mating ritual for the Lycrarians. The bigger the cloud the more attention the mate gets

 

It was such a great long description. I'm actually impressed. I don't think I could have gone much farther than


1)Powder in hand
2)Self flounder

 

Well it is weird, honestly.. I think I'd rather have schweaty balls than figure out how to apply the stuff.

See, there's a real homesteader right there for you. Smart. Keeps bees, chickens, hunts birds on the regular, and applies his taint powder with a dusting brush.

 

I saw @DoubleRGirl out in the wild today

 

This should be one hell of a Convo transition

 

I think I'll stick to the cup and fluff method rather than keep a taint brush on display in the bathroom.

 

Oh, do you think it's made of ivory or jade or something? Maybe it's gilded with gold leaf?

And I'm calling it the cup 'o cheese powder toss.

 

You don’t say?