You ever tear apart a weedwacker late Monday night?

Well I have! What should I do with it besides use it for it's intended purpose and fix and sell it. I should have waited for Friday for this thread.

 

Whack with it?

 

What kinda whacking we talking about here?

 

I'll try both....

 

Get some weed to do some proper whacking.

 

It's always Friday on night shift.

 

Ah yes, a plus of living in Washington.

 

A few weeks back, a patient described the... well... She described masturbating while on methamphetamine.

It was graphic and disturbing...

But, evidently that's a thing that people enjoy.

People don't often talk about weedwhacking in the ER though.

 

That's both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. I don't know what to say.

 

You started it.

 

I'm so glad I did though

 

You can't say that you've never seen some of these meth addicts and said to yourself "I bet she was pretty cute before all the meth."

 

Yeah I've seen a clean girl go down the meth rollercoaster.

 

Was she cute? Eh.... Kinda?

 

Rollercoasters end right where you start (most of the time).


I think of it more like a meth trash chute. It's fun.... till you hit the bottom.

 

That's a better analogy. "The Meth Chute." Wait, that could also be your prison wallet.

 

Meth addicts think “meth shoot”

 

I'm picturing a crackhead banging a weedwacker while high now. What an awesome thought.

 

At idle or full throttle?

 

Everything in my head is at full throttle. Besides some things. We don't talk about those things.