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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Jul 30, 2019 at 10:51 AM
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    BarcelonaTom67

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    BarcelonaTom67 Lost in Translation....

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    I had a friend of mine from high school, couple years younger than me, got discharged during Basic Trainng (Army) for having epilepsy. The condition was disclosed upon enlistment, but they took her in anyway, then a few weeks into Basic, decided it was a bad idea and medically discharged her.
     
    BarcelonaTom67, Jul 30, 2019
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  2. Jul 30, 2019 at 12:56 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    no he was a skinny Trailer trash kid, probably lipped off to the DI and got sent home...as goes with the rest of his family they cant keep their mouth shut long enough to learn something. His brother got kicked out of jobs corp for running his mouth no doubt.
     
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  3. Jul 30, 2019 at 12:57 PM
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    G.T. Official TW Burrito Inspector

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    We had mouthy kids too and they just got smoked until they finally shut up.
     
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  4. Jul 30, 2019 at 4:07 PM
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    G.T., Jul 30, 2019
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  5. Jul 30, 2019 at 4:18 PM
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    shane100700 Bed, Bath & Beyond Crawler

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    First year in the Army I was told to open the door on the weekends holding a beer. The unit was notorious for not assigning runners for CQ. Too bad I wasn’t 21, pulled a lot of duty there!!
     
    shane100700, Jul 30, 2019
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  6. Jul 30, 2019 at 8:59 PM
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    wilcam47

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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    Yeah like, who knows what really happened, scoliosis is something they find in meps. Knowing the trailer trash kid it was inability to conform to military standards...aka douchebag lol
     
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  7. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:02 AM
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    I kicked out probably 10 kids for not being able to conform. Never understood my lazy ass peers that put up with the nonsense just to avoid the paperwork.

    Nope, kick rocks lil feller...
     
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  8. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:16 AM
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    JudgeJosephDredd I AM THE LAW!

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    Except lightning within 5 or 10 NM, someone with their hands in their pockets, no internet, no FOD walks, "permanent PT waivers", IMDS inspections overdue, CBT's not done a month in advance.....
     
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  9. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:18 AM
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    What’s this NM stuff? I only understand klicks.
     
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  10. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:20 AM
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    USMC - Retired No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy

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    With that c and l so close together someone may get the wrong (or correct) idea about you brother...
     
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  11. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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    Don’t judge me. You don’t know where I’m lyrically at!

    Does that mean I can give top secret info to wiki links now and still get a pardon?

    edit: Fixed to the traditional spelling. The AF guys might not understand anymore but oh well.
     
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    JudgeJosephDredd I AM THE LAW!

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    Before Panama Shitty remade Gone With The Wind, we would have inbound trucks with explosives that would sit outside for 10-12 hours because we couldn't work outside if the was lightning strikes within 10 miles. Truckers filed complaints and sued the base because they missed other contracts or missed deadlines.
     
    JudgeJosephDredd, Jul 31, 2019
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  13. Jul 31, 2019 at 5:31 AM
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    Oh.. it’s 6:30. Time to make coffee and do nothing in remembrance of PT.
     
    shane100700, Jul 31, 2019
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    It's 0830 and I'm on my second pot.

    amateur...
     
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    I was kidding. Wonder how many explosives guys we got that remember electronic blasting caps and the good ol western pigtail splice? Not many seemed to catch the M81 fuse igniter meme.
     
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    lol I switched to by the cup before I ever retired. Make a pot, drink a pot...

    Although I am a big fan of living off coffee and hate.

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    shane100700, Jul 31, 2019
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  19. Jul 31, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    Oldie but I was a crew chief...:rofl:

    [​IMG]

    I remember all those people...LOL
     
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