Parking lot incident

So I come out of Cabelas Pro and see some twatwaffle has their bumper raping my bumper. No major damage, but how do I fix this, it appears as though it would snap back in but I can't get it to go get (maybe I need to put my purse down)

Side note, said individual later found a 3 foot long 3/8 inch wide zip tie holding a shopping cart to their door handel.

Thank you in advance for the help

 

try unbolting the bumper and realigning it back in

 

Sucks about the bumper
But solid rebuttal to said twatwaffle.

 

It should clip back in. Had mine pop out before.

Put down the purse and get at it.

 

One to both or all 4 doors would have been better for that shit. Bad parking gets one, this deserves many

 

Make em stainless steel zip ties at that point

 

Damn, I mention zip ties in the Asshole Parking thread and I get dogpiled by a bunch of social justice warriors!

 

I think it would be funnier to zip the it to the passenger side. That way they start driving off with the buggy!

 

Just push it back in. You should see the holes for those clips inside. Line it up and push in till it all clicks.

 

Put a piece of rubber in front of it and drive up against something and let the truck push it back in . EDIT ---- you can hold on to the purse too .

 

Use your purse to smack it back in. Then use it on a twatwaffle with the words "how dare you"

 

A friend zip tied a cart to my Porsche as a prank, using a small breakable one and taking care not to scratch. BUT, now I carry some hefty ties for idiot who take multiple spots or park too close.
I've thought of using some Gorilla glue on their door locks for severe cases.

 

Why is OP still carrying a purse anyway? Isn't it all a out the fanny pack??

 

Bumper on bumper rape is nothing to joke about.

 

If you really want to drive the point home, carry some stick on wheel weights and stick a few oz to their driveshaft/axle shaft.

 

Why I park out in the middle of nowhere

 

Wouldn't it be a Murse?

 

You’re a savage.