Parking lot incident

Should be a lot harsher..... More like....

Youpark like a!!!! I should kick your from here to!!!! Learn to drive/park you!!!

All while beating them with the MURSE

 

It's ruined gotta get a new one. With a winch.

 

I do the Same but.... they have the whole fracking parking lot and they suck up to us. Hell yea to start carrying zip ties.

 

That's why I hate the stock bumpers. When I first got my truck I was washing it and leaned on the bumper to clean underneath and the damn thing came off. (Causing me to drop my purse doh!)

 

Or you can put a few zip ties around their driveshaft. Talk about freaking someone out! lol

 

Zip ties aren't bad, but for asshole parkers I prefer to really stick it to them with these:
https://www.violentlittle.com/products/asshole-parking-sticker

 

That’s because you put them on your Mom’s car! JK...

 

Or tie a train of them to the rear?

 

Dude, mom jokes are so 90s...

 

And we started using “Dude” in the 70’s...

 

Your joke wasn't even funny... You don't even know my mom or where she's at.

 

Placing a couple of shrimp, sardines or kipper snacks behind the center cap of a wheel or two seems interesting.

No actual damage occurs, and it usually takes a while for them to figure out what died and where it is. And they are long gone from the scene of the implant, leaving them more clueless.

That's what I've heard anyway.

 

Harmonica behind the grille is another diabolical one. Usually is sporadic too so it's harder to hunt down.

 

Grammatically speaking, she's behind the 'at'.

 

Also, if you have a valve core tool, if you turn the valve a quarter turn, it'll deflate the tire over the course of several hours. Plus its such a slow leak that if they air it back up, they wont find it and it will keep going flat.

 

I know a great joke about ending a sentence with a preposition, but I'm not gonna type it on my work computer.

 

I just have an extremely low tolerance for blatant stupidity.

 

Tell me about it...