The Useless Posts Thread

The days of Trials by CC are over.

 

Use to carry a handful of these around in my glove box when I was younger and put them under the windshield wipers of moronic parkers:

 

Useless crap I guess I will never understand:

When people say: "Lets just agree to disagree"

Why puppy breath smells like bologna

What the heck a platypus actually is

Why moving items from one place to another on land is called " a shipment", and items moved on the ocean in a ship are called "cargo"

How anyone can stand to eat a spoonfull of english peas without gagging

Heinz 57 and Formula 409 - what was wrong with Heinz 1 thru 56, and Formula 1 thru 408?

 

And the platypus??

 

It's Australian.

 

Safe answer

 

You should meet the previous 22Skidoo’s.

 

One Account, duplicate personalities

 

I’d disagree, but too busy talking over myself.

 

Let’s play chess, just the four of us.

 

I’ve apparently painted all of the pieces the same color, we’ll go third.

 

And no one remembers WD-36.

 

I expected him to die in an accident in his new car.