1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

@eon_blue IRL

 

Fuck it send it over, I got jack-all to do at work today haha

 

there's an old joke I think my grandpa told me



if it floats, flies, or fucks it's cheaper to rent

 

I'm past that point

Truth be told you just gotta find the right one

 

Yeah they will rape you on labor lol.

 

we still talking about girls?

 

yeah sounds about right if you're not doing it yourself, labor is $100+ hr round here

 

Do you take it from your wife?

 

if you thought HVAC labor rates were expensive then don't look up escort rates

 

Should of asked for a threesome lol

 

...uh you're gonna have to be more specific than that

 

hahahahahahahaha I'm fucking dying

 

You think I haven't already? If she wasn't such a good cook I'd left lol jk

 

She called me a couple years later after we graduated at 10pm asking to be picked up quickly from her then-boyfriend's house, he was some dude 12 years older than her and fresh out of prison for attempted murder. I went over and picked her up and took her to her parent's house, last I ever saw of her in person. She was a whack job and was always around crazy people until she become a born-again Christian, married some football player had 3 kids by 28 (and put on massive weight). But that's neither here nor there

 

How much you charge wulf

 

were the linked images ok? here's some more

 

six pack of zima

 

Was her street name Shamu?

 

@Running Man IRL

 

At the time no, she was hot as hell. I can't speak for now though....used to be FB friends but she went ghost several years ago