Whatever

No....

 

Anyone here ever hook up with a grandma? Do you have to worry about osteoporosis?

 

Am I close??

 

Too much banging could turn the bones to dust or break a hip

 

Ryanna

 

Not really worry, just be careful.

 

Gentler is better. Rough sex, in this case, could mean broken bones. Hair pulling, a wig in hour hand. Mouth fucking, a dick full of dentures.

Now...

 

Rhiannon
Rhianna

 

Depends on what you’re doin I suppose

 

Exactly.... I was grandma at 44 or are ya talking like 88 yo grandma?

 

No

What’s in the martini glass?

 

Think applebees early bird specials.

 

He was talking about the price of Cracker Barrel rocking chairs the other day. He may have hooked up over eggs and gravy.

 

Those are high class women that require name brand depends, won't settle for those Walmart knock offs.

 

Manhattan.

2 parts rye whiskey
1 part red vermouth
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Maraschino cherry for garnish.

There are 20+ variations on this, but the above is my favorite.

 

looks kinda good.
Maybe I could actually eat it...Mayo makes me sick! I’m not sure why but even a small amount makes me want to and usually I do puke.

I got a sub at fire house subs in maybe May or June and they messed up my order. I didn’t know till I left and was almost done eating.

 

*took a nap*

Whad I miss?

 

I have a fear of foods. If I can't see the ingredients or preparation of the food, it will not pass my lips. Especially out of a home kitchen with my knowledge of said cooks personal habits.
I grew up with a large garden and places to pick fruit. Kinda messed me up for life as now I live by... If I dont pick it, I ain't eating it.

 

We've been trying to guess Shauna's middle name. Starts with an r, but the r may be silent. As in Rfrank.