MAN CARD VIOLATIONS

Dolphin shorts

 

Not liking Bacon

 

Sugar Shorts.

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads...eleted-pictures.5333/page-11033#post-21263179

 

I played witness to this the other day:

Friends hot gf giving him all the signs of needing to be taken home and serviced... and this numbskull literally thinks it's a good idea to go to a wine bar for free Sangrias...told her to go out and he'd see her later.

 

Oof

 

She’s going to get hers eventually whether he gives it to her or not.

 

Sometimes you just need your rest...

Signed:
Said No Man Ever

 

I’m dumb af when it comes to knowing whether or not a girl likes me so she will probably have to be direct to me

 

Dude... Ray Charles could have seen the signs.

 

Archery season, 1986, married for three months. My wife would get up at 0 dark thirty with me occasionally, maybe make breakfast and pack my lunch. This particular day I was picking up a hunting bud and meeting another one there. We hunt the morning and meet around noon for lunch. I open my pack, get my lunch out and see that my wife left me a note. As I start to read, I realize it's waaaaay past R rated. Finished reading, packed up my stuff, looked at my friend said "You need to catch a ride home with Dan, I need to take care of a few things." Took some good natured shit..... Got home, wife is like "Where the hell have you been? You say you're always into your lunch first thing in the morning!" To be 24 again......

 

The old saying goes " no matter how good looking she is there's always a guy out there sick of poking her"

 

That was funny , good thing my coffee cup was empty

 

I’m confused at far simpler levels.

 

Oh, the good old "Dad's Balls Shorts"... Watch any men's sports footage from the 70's, and case closed. Nowadays, it's the Capri Pants that should be the real man card issue!!! WTF?

 

but we're the A-holes for saying something about it...