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I have no words.

 

I have no words!

 

5 females
3 males

 

Make sure to dry those "Brass Balls" after posting that ....

Rust would lead to chafing


I needed a GOOD laugh today and Sir, you provided that......

 

Evening Everyone !!!!!

 

Good Evening

Now we know,,,,,he does take a bath and it's not even Saturday night.

 

EveningAllrough day at work, im whipped.my grandbaby June got in trouble twice in day care today. can we say Alpha Female! got 2 time outs at 13months old. some kid hit her in the head so she bit him! some kid took her toy so she bit them. we didnt know she could bite. I laughed wife got on me, kids are freakin out how to correct her. Im like dont take my damn toy butthead! any ideas?I think its that song,Baby Shark doo,doo,doo,doo,doo!

 

I call that self defense on both occasions. Case dismissed.

 

kind of what i said till wife shut me down but im probably a little bias!!

 

Tell the wife to hush. It is not like your granddaughter started it. Don't start nothing and there won't be nothing, if you get what I mean.

What would we here in this thread do if someone hit us on the head and stole our stuff? I can tell you what I would do!

 

sounds like you and I would get along great lol

 

Both my kids were taught do NOT start it BUT you better finish it or I will...even in preschool and elementary..... nothing worse than Dad showing up in his "Rolling office"....other parents NEVER think their kid could be in the wrong....mine were taught that you "own it" BUT I have their backs either way..

Now my kids tell their own... think before action BUT don't let it get to out in front of them … and Pepere' always has your back

 

Indeed!

 

You assume it is soap

 

Ok, story time. Everyone get their popcorn.

So my daughter, who is 25 now. Back when she was young had similar things like this happen. I taught her much the same as I have spoken to all of you here on this subject. Fast forward to high school. She is walking down the hall when some young, over hormoned boy comes up to her and won't leave her be. She keeps telling him to go away. He won't. He reaches out and grabs her breast and she slapped the shit out of him. She gets suspended for that and I get the phone call from the dumb assed assistant principle.

Pappa bear time: So, I show up at the school and have it out with the dumb assed assistant principle. He tells me if it happens again and she does what she did again then she is going to be expelled. I tell his dumb ass that if it happens again then she is going to kick the boys nuts over his shoulders and I am going to physically haul his dumb assistant principal ass, down to the board of education, call the law and have him charged with encouraging violence against young women. I told him - "What the hell do you think a judge would say if a grown woman was walking down the street, some thug comes up and gropes her, and she grabs her gun and blows his ass away?"

Well, I got away with that kind of talk 10 years ago. He got my meaning and it did not happen again. In today's world, I probably would have had my ass hauled off too. But that is my child. That is what pappa bear does.

 

In high school the older sister of a friend, was a very attractive tall redhead. Some dumb ass decided to grab her ass cheek in the hall, before he could say “oohhhh chittttt” she had her foot right up next to his head. Once his hearing returned she told him “do that again, I’ll take yer head off!”

She was brown belt kempo karate