Northern Virginia Roll Call

Chris you got a job?

 

Ha haa! nice.

@EatSleepTacos

I'm sure you've see this, but I'll throw it out there anyway. https://www.dcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/find-a-park

Check in to James River SP. Camp, paddle way up river, then float it back down.

A few other sites to tool around with.
https://www.nps.gov/maps/full.html?mapId=e212fcb5-4ff9-4787-bbe4-3d40cc0d0daa#8/36.765/-81.096
https://www.fs.fed.us/ivm/index.html?long=-120.3253&lat=47.4233&scale=150000

Take a few friends and have a good time. https://adventuresonthegorge.com/adventures/whitewater-rafting/

 

So fun fact, a weed whacker with a full tank of gas will last 10-13 minutes at full throttle. And now half of my lawn is nice and edged, the half that is next to the complainer neighbor house.

I like the neighbor on the other side so I’ll do that tomorrow after work.

 

Weld in some electric cutouts. Open them up before you fire up the truck to head out super early in the morning and open them when you get back super late at night. Then it's just a push of a button to close them when you get out of the neighborhood or far enough down the street. Make sure to let it idle for a while to warm up before you go, as well.

 

I had an HOA commando put a law in place that the grass must be 3 inches from all sidewalks or concrete surface. Well that was way to much of a gap for my liking as I liked basically the width of an edged blade.

Well, this mother fucker made the decision to put a letter of my door when I was out of town announcing to world I was not home. When I arrived back home at 3:30 am well you guessed it I knocked on his door.

It was an interesting encounter where the HCSO was called and responded and he went to jail for making a false report (telling 911 I was threatening his life) funny Thing was I called 911 when I knocked on his door and told the dispatcher to hold on so they recorded our whole conversation... Oh and they also had a law about the color of mini blinds and other window coverings and you guessed it I had an issue with that as well....

Fuck I hated that guy so did all the neighbors he was later terminated as director and moved out.....

 

So proud of you #littlechef

 

Anybody got a room they'd be interested in renting out? I'm looking for a place.

Edit: or if you know anyone that else that might!

Thanks everyone!

 

Yes Sir. I am the assistant to the winemaker and will be the brewer at Prince Michel vineyard down in Madison

 

Sure, but it's in Arkansas. Your commute might increase a little bit.

 

Fucking drop bracket heroes lmao!

 

When we come over for a Mod Day we will need a generator to run the big air compressor for pneumatic impact wrenches. Save the battery powered ones for trail side repairs.

 

You're pretty smart can you build a portal for travel?

 

With his area of expertise he’ll launch you on a rocket

 

That commute would be quicker than 495!

 

if u stack enough tannerite would that do it?

 

I'm going to say yes!

 

Exactly why I moved to the country. If I wanna grow a god damned weed garden, I'll grow one!
FTMFW!

 

Nice man i keep Meaning to get out there to the lake.

 

Nope but definitely want too. Looks like you are digging the kayaks huh?