Colorado B.S. Thread

Looks better in person

 

Had a freeloader try to snag a ride on my muffler today...

 

Your attracting all animals...
might need to lay off the animal planet. Lol

 

Never seen a marmot before today. Curious bastards. One was laying in my fender well as well

 

careful, they like to snack on 3rd gens wiring and coolant hoses.

 

Who doesn’t?

I went full Coloradan today and bought a Subaru.

 

What kind of dog came with it?

 

Ha! Dogs are as American as apple pie and Busch Light

 

Did you just compare my dogs to Bush lite?

 

There also seems to be a marmot on the left eye balling the dick and balls pile driving the cloud in the middle.......

 

I did not. Clearly dogs and beer are not the same thing.

 

Majestic Siberian Husky named Sky of course!

 

How many husky owners are in here anyway. Me, @EndlessOverland and @Matt3400

 

Fuck no, I had one years ago, never again.

 

If by curious, you mean “looking to steal all your food and ruin all of your nice things” then you are quite correct.

 

But you aren't lesbian...I mean, I am assuming here...

 

No, he was saying that some clouds resembled your dog pile driving a Bush lite can, or perhaps bottle.

 

I do, but I am not a licensed surveyor. In order to touch property lines, I need to work under the responsible charge of a Professionally Licensed Surveyor. Now I could find bits of metal etc in the ground and point them out to you. I could tell you the distance between bits of metal. Given an assumed bearing between two bits of metal, I could tell you the bearing (i.e. angle) between different bits of metal. But for me to pronounce a bit of metal to be a property corner, I need to be under the supervision (i.e. responsible charge) of a PLS (professionally licensed surveyor).

All that said, I've been doing a lot of work for a PLS out of Elizabeth. PM me and tell me what you desire if interested.