Spider issue

Y'all need to get yourself a green pet.

 

They also carry their babies around on their back.

 

So cool, we had a brown one once that made a successful stand against our cat!

Its good they are small, we’d be in big trouble if they were the size of a bear!

 

Hell, we'd be in trouble if they were the size of a cat!

 

It's also great to get rid of cockroaches and bedbugs if you ever have those issues. Food grade is the best for that.

 

I had a clutch of eggs hatch on my truck before.

 

I don't know if its been suggested yet, but I tend to get a lot of spider riders too. I noticed that if you keep your side mirrors folded in, that will (so far) keep them from setting up shop there.

I have a big one riding on my rear bumper corner that is being stubborn. I blasted the area with decent water pressure and soap, but he either hid or another one took their place.

 

Fishing spiders...common where I live. They are about 3 inches in overall length but have the power of the Sun. They scare me, they have incredible speed, and curb the population of mice. I think the scientific name is Gigantis Dam-o-mighty....

 

Maybe they will bite someone who tries to steal your tailgate

 

I "heard" this walking up the wall in my shed years ago. I turned to see what the "tick, tick, tick" sound was and saw this. It was a little bigger then it looks in the picture. It's leg spread was wider then the 1x4 (3½"). I actually hit it with that 1x4 and all it did was stop, look at me and said "I dare you to do that again..." I apologized, put it in a large jar, and tossed it in the woods (the spider, not the jar).

 

Does your truck turn into this when its spidey senses are tingling?

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cb...-ear-doctors-pulled-out-brown-recluse-spider/

 

I think I’m going to throw up! Lol!

 

If we ever get to the point technologically where people can just pop into a clinic and get 4 extra legs installed you just know people like this are going to make us regret civilization.

 

Got him.