Whatever

I'll paint that bitch.

 

In my head I’m more like a sprinting gazelle.

 

Of course you will.

 

Just a run of the mill shelf.

 

You sure? Cause I can paint it.

 

You should spruce it up by taking a class as Bob's school of art. I hear sessions are invaluable and traumatizing.

 

Wtf are you laughing at

 

I’m sure it’s also WAYYY over priced. I mean he is old and he thinks all this old looking stuff is worth so much because it looks old. Some of it looks almost as old as he does.

 

I wouldn't take a dresser like that up from the garbage pile it was in.

 

I don't do crappy looking furniture.

 

Was funny wonder if you sign up for a package of art lessons if you get some therapy sessions for the traumatization.

 

Think the term is antique..... Stock is an antique.

 

I hope you can get at least a few sessions of therapy.

 

Thought it seemed like an appropriate packaging

 

Stock maybe an antique. Just because you paint something and make it look old doesn’t make it an antique.

 

Mrs, stock runs the therapy sessions at the wellness and forgiveness center.

 

She does everything.