Whatever

I wish.
Hey! What are you looking at?
Boink.

 

So, you're sitting on the toilet looking up at some duck assholes whilst another duck is looking at your junk? Hmmm.

 

That’s a great idea!!!

 

Could make things a bit distracting.

 

I mean, if there was a roll of toilet paper hangin off his beak, I could dig it.

 

I guess it could be the tpaper holder, why not?

 

I don't work well under that kinda pressure

 

Same here. I lock the bathroom door every time I go in. Prolly picked that up from my teen years

 

And then you told him not only did all that shit happen, but he missed seeing a Bald Eagle fly over his head?

 

Yep.
You wouldn't have believed me if I hadn't posted the pictures.

And I still don't see the vagina in the pic @melikeymy beer posted.
Saved it, enlarged it, nothing.
Is that like some Rohrschach test thing?
You see what you want to see?

 

You think someone’s gonna get ya?

 

Pretty much lol

 

I need to go to church tomorrow after what I just saw in those pics.

 

Because of what you saw or how you felt?

 

And you are not blind like they said, are ya!

 

DOING

 

How are things going?

 

Not quite, but getting there.

 

Practice makes perfect!