1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

When life gives you lemons, I make explosive lemons and burn your house down.

 

@eon_blue

Aperture Laboratories is a fictional company in Upper Michigan in the Valve video game series Portal.

 

If that's not a sales pitch I don't know what is

 

He lied to me. There wasn’t porn in the box he sent me. I want a refund.

 

Could be worse, he could be putting Jesus CD's and brochures in the packaging like JBA does with their UCAs lol

 

It did say (not) PORN

 

https://youtu.be/ELkgiJD9KuM

 

That would have been a good idea, I threw away several good Jesus based self-help CDs that came in the Lex

 

Wheatley understood me

 

No, do they really?

 

I listened to a bit of one while in line to get the car e tested. It was about using a Christian approach to get promoted in the work place. It said to try and be popular because it's not a sin and increases your chances of getting promoted and that's where I stopped.

 

Yup



Just google "JBA UCA jesus" images and you'll see what I mean

Been a couple threads on TW about it that usually get shut down pretty quick cause they stir up some drama

 

I mean, it doesn’t really hurt anyone.



Damnit there’s the Utahn coming out again

 

JBA stands for "Jesus' Baller Arms"

 

The internet is FOR PORN. PORN PORN.. FOR PORN..

 

I agree it doesn't, and if I really wanted JBAs I would buy them Jesus brochures or not. I mean I'd throw them in the trash lol, but it wouldn't bother me.

I just personally don't think it's a very wise business move because there are people that take that stuff more to heart and you risk putting off potential customers when you mix your personal beliefs with business, but...we live in a free country and that's part of the beauty of it

 

it all makes sense now

 

You've never been part of any religion I take it