Slow as $hit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ynBC8m21hUY

 

Drove this a few weeks ago. Pics don't do it justice. took me an hour to go 1 mile. All I saw was a bunch of those fucking OHVs. No dick measuring trucks in sight. Mine is stock except for some sliders.

 

WTF did I just watch!?

 

Agreed!

 

Yeah anything colored lights look absurd imo

 

True Amber dogs or rock lights are alright, ON THE TRAIL but yeah, regular lights are what's up. Never understood how people get away with bright blue and purple 50 billion lumen led spotlights instead of headlights.

 

Zero change you're beating a new 6 banger Camaro anywhere but offroad or in the snow.

 

Off-road. That’s all that counts with a Tacoma.

 

If I remember correctly the rated 0-60 time for this truck is 7.6 seconds. That makes it faster than a 1978 Corvette which clicked 0-60 in 7.8 seconds.

 

...yet you drove it and bought it.

 

Im pretty sure the problem isnt the trucks nearly 300 hp and lbs-ft of torque. It's just you drive like an asshole.

 

Mine is no sports car, but it moves pretty well for a 2+ ton vehicle. Low end torque isn’t great, but the engine loves to rev. I think it’s a fun truck to drive.

 

I mean the 6-cylinder Camaro will lose to a Ford fiesta with a lightweight driver. I'm just saying, these pickups aren't slouches but they are still pickups.

 

Im really confused by these threads. You buy a sub 300hp vehicle that weighs over 4000 pounds and you're somehow surprised that its not fast.

The only conclusion is that OP is so dumb, he can't do basic math.

Want Mr.Gofast truck? Ford has a shiny truck with the name of a dinosaur in 1000pt font on the side for you. It's twice as fast.... oh yeah and twice as expensive.

 

And now it's an Official Friday Thread.

 

And twice as ugly.

 

Don't forget that Shelby version that starts at $97k.




Well, you can't quite forget because it has 20 or so Shelby badges on it.

 

And then there's the Hennessey Velociraptor 6x6 version at $300k+

 

So, what you're saying is that shittons (or as the troll, @Coolbeverage73 , puts it $hittons) of money just buys more ugly?


It's a sad day when Dodge is making the best looking full size for the first time in over 20yrs. Not quite good looking though.