Instagram vs Reality

I'm gonna go get a latte and Insta the shit out of it sitting in my cup holder with 4LO on.

 

This is the first thread I see when I wake up. Today's gonna be weird.

 

Actually no.

 

You know we can all see your instagram right?

GUILTY!

 

Hmmm , looks familiar




My wife went to target and found it on the clearance rack. She figured I’d like it because it had a Toyota on it.
$6

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

6 dollars! What a ripoff!

 

I know that’s what I told her. She said she used a gift card my daughter got as a birthday gift from my mother in law.
It’s funny when “Grandma” comes over and asks my daughter “what did you buy with the gift card I sent?” My daughter smiles and said “ A bunch of stuff!”
My daughter asked my wife why grandma asks about a gift card. My wife responded, “ Ha , your grandma forgets she didn’t send something “

That my friends is how you get $50 free gift card at Target... we’ll, minus a shitty $6 painting on the close out shelf!

 

All my stuff is legit! too legit to quit!

 

I know you caught my jest... but to be sure, I've seen you give so much solid advice and knowledge on this forum I know you're the real deal

They should like... give you a badge or something

 

GOT MINE OUT OF A BOX! Well, it did come from the TOY store, right? And with a non-functional hood scoop and fake beadlocks and a driver who has neither the skill nor the desire to dare to take it off road, it's definitely a toy by y-all's standards.

 

Wait....
Instagram shot?
#If you build it they will come

Lol

 

Social media's demise can't come soon enough.

 

Youre right, i need to step up my influencer game #boughtnotbuilt #blessed

 

Buying followers fo sho

 

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Tacomaworld is my only “social media.” Works for me. Surround yourself with what makes you smile.

 

Boobies? That’s easy. Ever since the internet changed me, I’m not even paying attention until I see butthole.


Y’all know it’s true. Our species isn’t going to come back from this “butthole shift”

 

Wrong.

Not me, not even when I was younger.

No social media around then, we did have Polaroids and Kodachrome though:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4ltLp30KVs