Ontario BS Thread

So this happened to my truck today...




All these parts "fell" off my truck in the driveway...

 

chrome bull bar! I told ya!

 

Ahhh my poor hyper glandular friend. I look up and sigh, the joys in life you are missing.

i.e. You will never know the restful bliss of not hearing the music when you slow dance with a large breasted lady.

 

#motorboatingmatters

 

Um yeah, I am mounting a



with a bunch of these to hang across the bar.... kinda like the old dingle berry theme...

 

Hey, you're due for a visit soon I would think, no?

 

I knew it! Would look great on a shiny black one...

 

Indeed. Probably a week or two before I can get out there.

 

Brake cleaner?

 

I say fill the no go hole with varsol, hold his beer whilst telling him to send it!

I'm taking over under on how far behind Evgene is to prove it can be done

 

So I stuck a couple 2x4's on a milk crate that has some casters on it. Used that to move my "chrome bull nut bar " into position...
(Warn Semi-Hidden Winch)

As a tip when your installing these things put some electrical or masking tape on all the edges. Glad I did or no matter how careful I was it would have scratched.

Milk crate system, made it easy... Push, wiggle, push, bolt 'er up.



I didn't put on the bottom reinforcements yet as I have to pick up a winch still so they are definitely not needed yet.

I might re-paint it later, we'll see, but fit was real nice, and no cutting required (needs a little on the bottom, but those areas are covered by the facia if you ever put it back on. )



The extra weight on the front actually makes the truck ride smoother.

Seems like every project I complete on this truck starts two more.

 

You sure you are not being sponsored by Colgate?

For that heavier ding you better see the dentist.

 

Would you go to a Russian dentist?

 

Only if my car needed fixing.

 

Lada Niva

 

Which brand is that?

 

Warn
Semi-Hidden Winch Mounting System - 100044

Got it from 4wheelparts while they had 10% off sale.

https://www.4wheelparts.ca/Winches-....aspx?t_c=18&t_s=126&t_pt=5144&t_pn=WAR100044

 

another 2 great quotes added to a list


I am still experimenting with Tide pods and seeing if they have use in automotive world... so far they only work in nutrions

 

That explains a few things

 

You guys are all loving those hidden winch mounts, I really like the look of them.

Who all has them?

@honkonbobo
@Emanresu
@daks

Anyone else?