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My Tinder date pooped her pants in my Tacoma and i'm devastated, the case for leather?

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by Itchyfeet, Aug 30, 2019.

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  1. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:30 PM
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    ColoradoTJ

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    This is so awesome.

    My buddy told almost the exact same story at a bar on singles awareness night (Valentines Day) about 10 years ago. He won the contest that night for the most fucked up first date story.

    Still laugh every time though.

    P.S. He did own a STI at the time, so the story fit
     
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  2. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:43 PM
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    It’s a no go here. First off on a first date she shouldn’t have been pounding food and drink like that smh are there any classy ladies anymore :D Secondly for the love of God pinch it off longer whatever it takes... she was willing to relax her puckered bung hole just a smidge hoping for a lil sweet relief. This wasn’t her first squirts rodeo, experience tells anyone you simply cannot release the tension on the sphincter when holding back the muddy river run :notsure:

    Shop vac and spray bottles, one with mild cleaning solution one with just water are your interiors best friends :pccoffee:
     
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  3. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:50 PM
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    TXpro4X4 Fuck Cancer!

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    Thank you for sharing, at least I'm not the only one who has shit the "bed", lol!

    Hot water and a proper cleaning will fix the poop"filterd gravy" lol!

    Shit happens. She said sorry. And if you dig her than that hard ice has already been broken like farting, ect.

    Good luck with your adventures
     
    TXpro4X4, Aug 30, 2019
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  4. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:52 PM
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    Number 1 rule of riding in the Taco...no number 2...
     
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  5. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:52 PM
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    Itchy..... is this for real or are you shitting us (pun intended!)
     
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  6. Aug 30, 2019 at 2:53 PM
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    I totally forgot it happened to me once as well with a gal on a first date :D
     
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    you need to get that checked
     
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    That had to hurt.
     
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    i bet it still burns to this day
     
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    Why? So it can happen again??? He needs to take her out for dry toast and hot tea!!
     
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    Normally one would say this threads gone to shit... but this one started as shit o_O
     
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    Her relaxed sphincter might be good for other activities with proper preparation. Just sayin' :devil:
     
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    She took a dump in the turd gen?
     
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    annnnnnnnd it’s Friiiiiiday!!!!!
     
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    bruh moment
     
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    I predict Itchy is going to be dumping his Taco very soon...
     
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    ...or we get @98tacoma27 to change his screen name to @Itchybutt.
     
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    ABA180 It burns when I pee....

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    More like @stinkyseat
     
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