My Tinder date pooped her pants in my Tacoma and i'm devastated, the case for leather?

Wonder what the PRO edition gets you...

Do t you mean you want her to wipe the SEAT clean?

 

Call her and say “I know the first date was kinda shitty but.........”

 

You should ...
Carry but wipes , rubber gloves and or install an ejection seat !

 

Next date bring her to the park.. shoot some hoops

 

OP hasn’t responded.
..Some say he is still trying to scrub poop off his truck.

On a serious note, I’d remove the actual seat cover and throw it in the washer. If the foam is ruined beyond cleaning then idk, take it to an upholstery shop. Personally I’d call her back, no pun intended, but shit happens. Make the best, or make the worst of it. Up to you man.

 

I don't know if this has been asked

Does she have a sister?

 

Haha! Um, er....is her mom single?

 

Heard she has bladder control issues.

 

Wow, I gave some hot little tramp a ride on my Kawa 1100 and when I dropped her off she said she shit her pants. At first I thought she was joking, but as she walked away....... She wasn't. My seat was vinyl, yours is cloth, you probably should burn it. Good luck.

 

At least anal will be a breeze after this.

 

If she’s a solid 9.5-10 call her

 

Any pics?

 

1. Are you being serious or trying to be a comedian? Because if this was a girl I care about I wouldn’t suggest carrying on the way you did in a humorous manner. I would call her and let her know it’s ok and say I’ve done it before it happens. Tell her don’t tell anybody and I’ll do the same. That way she’ll have trust in you rather than thinking you went and told all your friends which you probably did and they told their friends. And you took it a step further and took in to an online public forum and basically humiliated her with sarcastic lame punchlines and euphemisms. And Incase you thinks it’s anonymous and no one will will no. I can tell you that a guy that went out for a girl he my on tinder to eat ribs and whine in his Tacoma shit in his truck is way to specific to not get around and say that could be anybody. You obviously care more about the truck than her and that’s fine. I had a girl drunk passed out and pissed in my car ( see very general) and I wasn’t gonna tell anyone to avoid her embarrassment but I did make her clean it the next morning. But let’s get down to the issue the problem is is you would need to take the existing seat cover off and replace or at least inspect the foam cushion pad because if it penetrated that it’s going to take a while before it no longer has any odor unless you can extract everything from that foam heat will be a telltale sign as with coffee alcohol or anything else that spells in a vehicle. If you use an extractor and a good cleaner do that to her three passes maybe two or three times on separate days and you should be fine I’m a detail freak so trust me you can make this work and yes leather is a great option for protection

 

Your much more of a gentleman than I.
Holy hell, reminds me of that old song...when ya sliding into first and ya feel something burst!
I would have asked her to jump in the bed or sit on her head...anything!

I commend you good sir, most certainly you should go on another date! I am most certain she will award you for your kind deed

 

I denounce the entire premise of this thread...

Girls don't poop

 

Just give her a pack of these before the next date!

 

Then how come they aren't full of shit?






Waiiiiiiiitt....

 

That's what that "sunglass holder" is actually for, it's to keep a pair of them in, just make sure she puts them on before dinner.