Yeti Tank 45 - Sold, please delete

I’ve got a second gen bumper (Reebok) and a pair of 2nd gen leaf springs (Barnes & Noble) up for the offering of Wilson.

 

This is true. It’s not me. FWIW, I’m not sad anymore. Now, I can neither confirm nor deny the method by which I became unsad (I don’t think that’s a real word) but I am currently in a state of unsadness (I’m virtually certain that’s not a real word) so I think I might go do some things that unsad people do, whatever that might be. But, I’m still worried about Wilson, although not as much as before for some reason (I probably shouldn’t talk about that reason).

 

OK, so now we are getting somewhere. You see, now that’s what they call a creative solution, but I’m not sure what it’s a solution to. But, I’m sure Reebok made great second gen bumpers because those shoes, oh, those shoes.....

 

Oh and Reebok, Barnes and Noble are all lonely in Alabama also.

 

Now see, that would normally make me sad but I’m in a state of unsadness (it’s still not a real word) now but it might make me sad tomorrow. Wilson doesn’t want anyone to be lonely, especially Reebok and B&N.

 

Reebok is down in the dumps from no bath in a few years. I hardly even visit anymore.

 

Well, after reading your post, I'm sad.

Where are all those lawyerly words you usually put forth? You seem a little "off". Does Wilson approve of all this debauchery?

 

You tell Reebok not to be sad. There is hope, although Wilson is still bummed too. You could fill Wilson with water and give Reebok a much needed bath.

 

They could rub dirties then.

 

It could be a reaction of sorts, although I cannot confirm nor deny the source of said source, if there was indeed a source, being of a yet to be proven said origin (assuming, arguendo, there was a said origin).

 

I knew it was Friday night!

 

arguendo

 

Just think of the modern wall art you could make with Roobok, B&N tho.

This is like the opportunity of a lifetime for Wilson. Wife included.

 

My creativity is getting more creative, creatively speaking....

 

I’d take Wilson all kinds of cool places. He could live in the camper to see joy every time he goes somewhere.

 

But Reebok and B&N would just get lost in my garage. But, then again I really want Wilson to be happy. Would you give him beer? If so, you should sell B&N and Reebok to a North Korean investment firm (I heard Reebok was still big there) and take $125 of that and set this poor soul free. Let him prove he can hold the advertised 52 cans of suds (which still makes me think of horse pee).

 

Your garage would be better than out in the terrible heat and rain they have to endure now though.


Imagine of how happy they would be inside.

 

You see, the problem was you used that “think” word. At this time (approximately 45 or so minutes after we started this incredible convo) and for some reason (a reason that we can assume, but not conclude, for the sake of argument, could be an induced type reason), I am finding it increasingly difficult to think.

 

I said imagine.

 

You're good!