Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Got to grow a joe dirt mullet to own one...lol

 

Shit.

I couldn't grow a mullet in the '80s when I was trying and they were actually popular. Hair is too curly when it gets long - I get that "David Hasselhoff" thing going. Back in the day the girls all wanted to know where I got my perm. "Bad genetics."

Now if I go longer than a month on a haircut I start to twitch.

#neveragain

 

Bring a hurricane to FL and you are guaranteed to get an appearance from Florida Man...

https://www.wptv.com/news/region-st...r-crashes-into-injures-st-lucie-county-deputy

“The vehicle driver was drunk and admitted to drinking all night and smoking weed all night," Sheriff Mascara said. He added that the driver also had a suspended license.



You gotta be really plastered to have a head on collision with a Hummer.

 

On a lighter note...you can now get a production car that breaks the 300 MPH barrier (if you have the $$$).
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/02/cars/bugatti-300-mph/index.html

 

Like a prehistoric pit bull

 

I always kept my hair shorter than regulation, due to wearing a flight helmet in humid or hot climates. Retired now for almost 7 years. Looking around the office this morning, at 55 I'm happy just to have hair...

 

I posted this in the smoker/bbq thread, but it fits here as well.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/...es-neighbor-to-court-over-bbq-smoke-and-odor/

EDIT:

This "Florida" video was in the article

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=342&v=fu8bODcFfAQ

 

same...I go about a month, Used to go about every two weeks on active duty. This is what my hair does...

more entitled crap....

 

Catholic school removes Harry Potter books due to 'actual curses and spells,' reverend says
"The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells," the school's reverend said.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/...-says/73-3c8cc11b-ad7c-43f5-b056-c9d237e36f5b

 

Now I have to go out and get the books to see what kind of mayhem I can bring.

 

Remember when Ozzy records were making people commit suicide?

Good to see the exorcist profession is flourishing in 2019......

 

How would HE know? Is he actually casting spells? If they work, let's all hit him with the cruciatus curse at noon.

 

That's silly. I don't see the problem of removing the book as it provides no educational value.

 

https://www.wibw.com/content/news/A...xa5HTCRjFRcl-cgwS6SHb-9ZPBrGGU3XGtk8Bm3hucX4c
Houston police are searching for a group of people who demanded Popeyes chicken sandwiches at gunpoint Monday night.

Authorities say two women and three men stormed the front door of the restaurant with at least one weapon.

They had just been told at the drive-through window that the store was sold out of the popular sandwiches.

An employee was able to lock the doors before the five could get inside.

The group left a baby inside their vehicle as they tried to enter the restaurant.

There were no injuries reported.

Police are trying to develop descriptions of the suspects.

 

Me after neighbors complain about smoke

 

Lol. This is me blowing smoke at my neighbors.

 

Odd as it may sound, entertaining & engaging stories help kids enhance their reading proficiency as well as developing a love for it. Something which comes in handy later in their educational journeys.

 

Not to mention that there are some other books with no educational value that the kids are encouraged to read.

 

As Hurricane Dorian approaches Florida, local residents are having to cope with another type of storm surge: Price gouging. The state's attorney general has received more than 2,400 reports of price gouging, which occurs when merchants try to cash in by boosting prices of goods ahead of a natural disaster.

One gas station was selling 24-packs of Nestle's Pure Life water for $9, more than twice its normal retail cost, and other stations hiked prices at the pump by $1 more than advertised price.

"We are starting to hear about hotel pricing as evacuation orders come down," Kylie Mason, press secretary for Florida AG Ashley Moody, added in an email to CBS MoneyWatch.