Bird Poo repellent

How do I stop these birds from bomming my truck every other day There's a tree that shades the driveway of my rental and these dang demolish my whip and I'm sick of it!!! some kind of Decoy maybe?

 

Dang it!! I'm not in the country...busting caps with my shotty might get me in trouble....Gaah I want to cut that tree down!!

 

pellet guns are more quiet and do the job just fine. Just get a couple cats in the neighborhood to clean up the mess after you bag a few.

 

Put some poison on the the bird seed.

 

Pellet gun...yup...might have ta.

 

No dang bird seed!! There pigeons or some shit...not sure what the hell their even eating but leaving a massive

 

I had the same problem. Then a big storm hit and mysteriously, that branch over where I park my truck fell down....

 

Nice! 20 bucks; I wounder if they make one that shoots pellets? I know my neighbor is sick of it too, he keeps his whip looking glossy too and I see him parking in the street all the time.

 

Those things are worthless. They put them on all the ledges in the train stations and the birds actually built their nests in the spikes. Not sure how long it took them to figure out how to do it but they're highly uneffective!

 

I gota chain saw ...but it's a rental and it's pretty much the whole tree thats gotta go. Ima try that owl...then its pellet time.

 

all birds like seed. Although you may deplete the bird stock in your local area.

 

Yea...pretty sure it's just a few fat f-ers! wouldn't want to kill a ton of birds and squirrels in my hood.

 

True, no need to have No Man's Land on your property.

 

I wounder if the owl mounted lower than their perch will scare them off...

 

Usually have to pop a few, then the rest of the flocking birds learn by example.